please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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