I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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