Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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