u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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