Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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