Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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