apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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