im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i think i just lost a toe
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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