I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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