the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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