I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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