He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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