You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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