Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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