i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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