If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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