i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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