i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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