In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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