so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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