OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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