He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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