You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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