She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My ass is underappreciated
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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