I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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