why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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