Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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