Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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