Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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