You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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