Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think my moral compass just broke
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