this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
home. puking in laundry basket.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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