Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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