she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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