new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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