I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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