? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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