At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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