walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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