My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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