Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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