i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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