new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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