You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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