he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize