Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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