Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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