By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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