none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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