My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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